I'm Aimee. I'm a psychology major, mediocre photographer, softball/volleyball coach, horrible singer, coffee drinker, procrastinator, sandwich artist, avid sleeper, and human

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humorous:

when you motion for your pet to come sit on your lap but they just ignore you and walk away 

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Anonymous asked: I would rather lick and suck some ****


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beesmygod:

you know most people have the foresight to keep a letter in there so i know what the hell youre talking about. is this wheel of fortune. i want to buy a vowel

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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blacksteelgajeel:

when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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surprisebitch:

dutchster:

imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk

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Bro 1:bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
Bro 2:why bro?
Bro 1:so our broship doesn't float away
Bro 2:bro..
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primadonnakebab:

*thinks about life for more than 2 seconds*image

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